So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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