I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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