is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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