i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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