Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
