he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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