S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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