1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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