when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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