Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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