how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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