what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
