I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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