I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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