Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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