oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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