Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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