absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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