In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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