I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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