sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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