11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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