Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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