So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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