it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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