Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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