Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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