NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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