508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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