Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Who died my cat blue again?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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