I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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