Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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