That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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