Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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