One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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