they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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