Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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