I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
