you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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