Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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