Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
20+ Kids Who Probably Didn’t Mean To Draw Hardcore Porn
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I have fence marks all over my body
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?