Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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