Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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