About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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