Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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