do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
