no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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