Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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