check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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