Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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