Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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