i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
