i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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